Gen Z Universe (#GenZLove)
The Last Letter Of The Alphabet
By: Concerned Citizen
EXCLUSIVE: Gen Z CANCELS Love! Situationships Are In—Soulmates Are Out!
LOS ANGELES, EARTH (PROBABLY): Sources confirm romance is officially on life support, and Gen Z might be pulling the plug—while sipping matcha, posting thirst traps, and listening to breakup playlists they made… before ever going on the date.
INSIDE THE CHAOS: Forget "happily ever after"—we're living in “happy for now, unless you text weird.” Monogamy is now an ancient myth, like landlines, or falling in love without checking someone’s birth chart.
One source close to the drama (aka a girl on TikTok with 3.2M followers and a trauma dumping series called “Soft Girl Era Chronicles”) told us:
> “I don’t do boyfriends, I do boundaries.”
DEEPER DIVE:
“Roster culture” is the new dating strategy—think fantasy football, but with people’s hearts.
Feelings? Too risky. We now prefer “emotional attachments that self-destruct in 3–5 business days.”
Experts (our group chat) say: “It’s not ghosting if he still watches your stories.”
And in today's wild twist, intimacy is now a premium feature. Want attention? Subscribe to her OnlyFans. Want love? That’ll cost you extra.
Even sex is starting to feel like a networking event.
“Are we vibing or collaborating?” one confused Tinder user asked.
THE BIGGER QUESTION: What do we really want? Love? Clout? Someone to match our chaotic attachment style?
Nobody knows. But one thing's for sure:
REAL CONNECTION? THAT’S HOT GIRL CRYPTO. Rare, volatile, and mostly a scam.
CONCLUSION (Kinda): Swipe fatigue is real. Group chats have replaced best friends. And our love lives now look like deleted scenes from Black Mirror.
So if you find someone who texts back, remembers your coffee order, and actually wants to talk instead of trauma bond—you may have just found the last real one.
Better hold on tight. Or at least don’t leave them on read.
Video Questions
1).Why did that conversation go left in Gen Z boo?
2).Would you ever date someone older or younger?
3).What's the age cap?
4). Don't cap, do you still want to ex?... Stop Lying 😂
5).What's the Longest situationship you've ever been in?
Gen Z Challenge:
We challenge every single member of Gen Z Universe to go on a speed date. You can make it into content or even prank style with a crazy look, gimmick, or persona, but you have to stay through the whole event. Whoever gets the most play will be crowned Queen or King of Rizz. (Shout-out The A.P.M. Team)
